JOY TO THE WORLD. THE KING IS DEAD!!!

1.All Indian Rupees are now worthless. Only History dollars, issued by the Royal Mint, shall be used to pay Royal Taxes and Fees.

2.All classroom documents and technology, such as homework, journals and hand-outs must bear a Royal Stamp, which shall be purchased from King Coyle, for $10 History Dollars or they will not be considered legal and will not be allowed to be turned in.

3.King Coyle shall approve all books, newspapers, and pamphlets, for appropriate content. It shall be forbidden to bring reading material that is not approved by King Coyle in class.

4.The King shall appoint all public officials, including the Mayor and Sheriff, and all Judges for court cases, to insure their loyalty to King Coyle of M1.

5.There shall be a curfew in M1 of 8:25AM, and nobody is permitted to leave unless attending an activity approved by King Coyle.

6.All citizens of M1 shall attend the Church of King Coyle, Sundays, at 10:00 AM. in M1 of the Middle School. All other churches shall be closed.

7. No citizen of M1 is permitted to own a gun, rifle, or weapon of any kind.

8.Those who speak out against King Coyle or any of his policies shall be guilty of Treason and given 30 minutes of after school detention.

These were the rules we were shown a week ago. At first I thought it was all a joke but by the next day it turned out it was joke. King Coyle was sucking our history money away from everyday. He put taxes for wearing jeans, orthodontic gear, glasses, and even for turning in our assignment's. In the beginning I rebeled by not buying a paper. The on skyward the grade was a zero. I felt that king Coyle was tyranny, taking advantage on us weak students who had no power what so ever. It was injustice that we had to pay for what we wore. But a few people rebelled out of self determination and finally the king is dead. God bless M1